FML X infinity and beyond

ive got two pokka elderflower tea bottles on my office desk.

one's my drink, the other's an ashtray that me and my colleague's been using whenever we take a fag at the stairway.

guess what i did.

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I FUCKING MISTOOK THE ASHTRAY FOR MY ELDERFLOWER TEA.

I unscrewed the cap happily and poured the contents into my fucking mouth.

shun shun li li. a few stubs landed on my tongue.

WOOHOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~

WONDERFUCKINGFUL.

KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN FUCKING FAIL!!!!!@(*)!@*#)!@*$)!*@$

SONG BOH~~~~~~~~~~



right bottle's contents.

IN

MY

FUCKING

MOUTH

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FUCK

MY

LIFE.

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FUCK.

im gagging every few minutes now because i just cant seem to get the ashtray smell off my face. or my hair. i dont know. i only know i spat it all out on the floor the moment i tasted it. i think i accidentally spat it on my hair too. i ran to the toilet like a crazy motherfucker, gargled for god knows how long and stuffed myself with alot alot of sweets but the smell still stays!!!!! FML LA SRSLY FML FML FML FML!!!!!

CHIU CHENG MAXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!

the most "FAIL" day of the year.